Rather old but funny news.
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“I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”~Will Rogers
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The Brooklyn Paper
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Lafayette French Pastry in Greenwich Village, which served as a backdrop for SEX AND THE CITY and trendy caterer to the stars, may have overdosed on its own celebrity. Ted Kefalinos, proprietor of LFP, thought that his latest creation, a cookie named “Drunken Negro Face,” would be viewed as an “innocent design…nothing more than just [...]
A 65-year-old woman by the name of Estelle Stamm is $10,000 richer today, courtesy of the New York Transit Authority. Ms. Stamm (a barrel of laughs, I’m sure) successfully sued the city after being written a ticket for attempting to bring her larger-than-life dog into a subway station. “But why stop there?,” asked the folks [...]
Despite his star appeal and annual ticket to ride throughout the world, Santa Claus received a ticket for double parking in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Last Black Friday (the day after Thanksgiving), Santa was cheerfully handing out toys and candy canes to neighborhood kids from his horse-drawn carriage when a traffic agent appeared at the happy [...]
Whereas a person must give the Devil his due when deserved, he/ she must also give the New York Transit Authority theirs. To know them is to love their various pranks and numerous escapades. Together with their corporate superintendents, the MTA, for over forty years theirs was oftentimes a pell-mell arrangement of self-aggrandizement over public [...]
Somewhere between an early car and the head-in-the-bed scene in The Godfather, the Horsey Horseless, the brainfart of inventor Uriah Smith of Battle Creek, Mich., was intended to soothe the skittish nerves of our equine servants. A wooden horse head was attached to the front of the chuffing buggy in order to make it resemble [...]
Yet more delightful news from the Daily Intel:
Today everybody’s scrambling over what to do about disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich and Barack Obama’s empty Senate seat. As we pointed out back in November, there are still a lot of good candidates! But on a lighter note, did you know today was Blago’s birthday? He’s 52. [...]
Kermit the Frog, that lovable and philosophical amphibian, is in New York. He’s here to offer commentary and observations via the song “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down” from Sound of Silver . While he’s at it, this highly-regarded LCD Soundsystem video will be promoted.
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